Ignacio Rojas

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🌟 Plenary Speakers

Mathematicians or Moles? A First Study in the Mesmerizing Psychology of Derek Moran and Enrique Mercado

Since their arrival as part of the 2025 cohort, an overwhelming number of questions have arisen about the radical awesomeness—and sometimes strangeness—of Derek Moran and Enrique Mercado. Why doesn’t Derek ever get cold, even in the winter? Is he stronger without shoes? What is he doing in the woods at night by himself? How is Enrique everywhere and nowhere at the same time? How does he know literally everyone? And how is it possible that these two seemingly opposite personalities have developed a ride-or-die brotherhood?

In this study, we propose a novel explanation for these qualities, as well as sufficient observational evidence to support the theory. We begin by considering the mutual background of the parties in question—namely, a history in the CSU math department—and follow this train of thought to its natural conclusion: are these two actually graduate students, or are they something more?

Conflict of Interest: Yes. I am friends with the organizer. Also, I am friends with my research subjects. Also, I am being funded by Big Conspiracy.

Welcome to the 3rd floor

Paka

TBD

Type: TBD | Conflict of Interest: TBD

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Joel

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Type: In-person | Conflict of Interest: No se

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Eamon

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Type: In-person | Conflict of Interest: Lo tengo, pero no lo quiero reportar

📢 Speakers

Why YoonHyuk Kim is literally the devil

Marieca

Sharing the dangers of working under YoonHyuk Kim.

Type: Virtual | Conflict of Interest: If Yoon is there thst eould be a conflict

On the current state of the WWE Big Show

Jon Kim

We will discuss how the Big Show became the WWE superstar he is today. Furthermore, we will discuss how his career has changed since going into acting with his Netflix show, "The Big Show Show".

Type: In-person | Conflict of Interest: None reported